Prelude:
It's the year 2021, and in a quiet town in eastern Illinois a crime is being committed: Sicko Rhymes is dancing to Culture Club whilst wearing a tube top with his poodle. The police barge in and arrest him, his poodle screams and flees. The criminal is brought to the station for a professional mental diagnosis...
From Dr. Stu!
This dude whines like he got a liberal arts degree from Berkeley
He sees a dude start to sneeze and pleads him- "Don't hurt me"
You can remove a man's penis uppercutting sicko in the mouth
He's always going down on a dude so he's representing the South
The men leave deposits in his rear so they call him the "teller"
His purse collection's extensive and he uses it to lure the fellers
I undertook this task as justice is my foremost duty
I hereby evaluate this suspect...
Diagnosis: Fruity