Oops, laptop’s cable is removed.
Now what’s Darth Vader gonna do?
Fragile, fable-spitting douche failin’ this dispute.
Amazing that you choose threats faker than my shoes.
Wait, some spirit’s used your body? Hope your claim’s the friggin’ truth
'cuz I aim to drink this huge jug of holy water ‘n take a piss on you.
Just playing with you dude, it ain’t sacred liquid, truth:
it’s just normal water; doesn’t change the fact that you’ll be bathing in it soon
whether or not your statement isn’t true.
Kid slides me breakfast, quite generous, but I’m Red,
So I spend time eating dead ems I’ve sentenced to death
When they tried their entrance; declined the gift sent.
Hey Slick Trick, have sex with Kaid’s girl; her dick size is ten inch.
You’ll struggle to walk by the time it's finished.
Then you can post about it with a MeToo hashtag.
Maybe three or two ass-hats will read you. Past that
No-one’s gonna feel too attached.