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    so you fuck up big time

    and the judge issues your sentence...you can either ...

    1. go to prison...25 years to life



    2. fulfill this guy's sexual needs




    3. this will is the only girl you can have sex with for the rest of your life...she works for them so if you fuck up or make her feel unloved in anyway then the judge gives you option 1




    4. wife this, have kids... and sincerely introduce her as the love of your life to your friends and family...



    5. your freedom comes with a price

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    Re: so you fuck up big time

    2 and 3 are basically the same..both them mother fuckers look like guys

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    Re: so you fuck up big time

    2 easily ... cuz im assuming its not for the rest of my life like the others?

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    Re: so you fuck up big time

    you fuckin faggot
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    Re: so you fuck up big time

    5 is literally the nastiest shit ive ever seen in my life

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    Re: so you fuck up big time

    the question isn't detailed enough, whats exactly is the gay guys fantasy? I mean come on it may not even involve sex. So it depends.... if it does involve sex I'll do option 3 get a plan ticket and fly to a place where the US has no authority
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    Re: so you fuck up big time

    they would extradite your ass

    and sexual needs usually involve sex...did I really just have to type that out for you to fully understand?...
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    Re: so you fuck up big time

    I'd go two, what is it, one humiliating night? Hell, he's hotter than the two chicks you've got posted.

    Just suck him dry and move on with your life. Be a man.

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    Re: so you fuck up big time

    Quote Originally Posted by engivale View Post
    i'd Go Two, What Is It, One Humiliating Night? Hell, He's Hotter Than The Two Chicks You've Got Posted.

    Just Suck Him Dry And Move On With Your Life. Be A Man.
    that's the spirit
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    Re: so you fuck up big time

    I just realized number five has assholes for eyes and he's pushing out a creampie.

    That is SO hot.

    "We call him Four-Holes..."

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    Re: so you fuck up big time

    Quote Originally Posted by §yn View Post
    they would extradite your ass

    and sexual needs usually involve sex...did I really just have to type that out for you to fully understand?...
    LMAO No, I could Swear to God I read fantasies.... so yeah Option 3....


    ....and If I go to a place where the US can't come and pull fugitives They can't extradite me which is why I said that.
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    Re: so you fuck up big time

    i'd go prison and start a new life
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    Re: so you fuck up big time

    suck him dry and act like it never happened


    lmfao

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    Change of Heart
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    He can never touch her again


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    Re: so you fuck up big time

    I'd go for having ass holes as eyes, atleast that has a comical value. the rest just aren't fair to any human!
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