Zelphish (2-3) vs iSpaz (2-3) (iSpaz Wins via DQ)

[ILLunatic]

Due Dates
Check ins are due 48 hours (or closest midnight PST) after matches are set
Punches are due 24 hours (or closest midnight PST) after check-ins are due
Voting concludes 48 hours (or closest midnight PST) after Punches are due
(all times pacific)

If your opponent fails to check in on time, you will be merged with another battler who’s opponent failed to check in. If in the event there is not another battler available, you will receive a no show win IF you vote on every battle that week per Voting Requirements (See Below)

Voting
Everyone is required to vote on EVERY battle.
1 vote deduction for every battle link missed.
Failure to vote at all will result in a boot from the league
If your opponent no shows, you must vote on EVERY battle to get the win on your record.
Example of an acceptable vote:

Smog n Let in the finals ? Someone loan a punch cos these cats really need one.
I'll hit these faggots w/ so many fly kicks - the new Jordan's 6's'll have a nation wide refund.
-I thought this was cool, at first I thought it was a reach with the punch/kick reference. But I think the Jordan 6/finals reference was cool. I just think the wordin' on this was pretty bad.

Smog wears the pants. He maid ill his bitch but chances of offspring are kinda slim
Unless he wants to see decrease in his genes...every night when Kay's done ironing them
-Nice, I like the maid/bitch work slap that you hit kay with lol. but I don't think you really dissed smog. you kinda big upped him lol.

These faggot fucks ain't felt, it's obvious along the ways some massive luck was dealt...
When all it takes is knuckles to silence letter K.... or anybody tryna grab or touch my belt...
-I think you shoulda spelled out Kay, but other than that I thought this was nice.


I think smog got this. Kay had bad wording. So it was between Letterman and Smog to me. And Letterman didn't really diss Smog with his punch imo.

Vote - Smog

Example of an Unacceptable vote:

v/kid

i thought letter was choppy.. n smogs bar got little choppy toward the end..with saying 'or' twice

Battle Rules
Punches must be dropped AFTER both participants check in.
Failure to check in on time will result in loss and battler will be replaced in the battle.
NO EXTENSIONS. It's only 1 bar.
NO editing punches after your opponent drops
Biting will result is league/site ban.
Recycling will result in DQ and league ban.

[iSpaz]

Ello

[Zelphish]

Robbery

[ILLunatic]

Ready for Blind Drops

[iSpaz]

Zelph aka chicken niglet

Clown on me, u dead dawg. I'll hit you Head-on wit haste kid.
You don't want to play, Chicken.. cause I won't turn back from breakin your face in

[ILLunatic]

iSpaz posted @Zelphish

[Zelphish]

if I send 100 shots he can't duck em all
Clips of hotpeppers jalapeño head to the fuckin wall

[Joe Boston]

@ILLunatic to thread

[ILLunatic]

if I send 100 shots he can't duck em all
Clips of hotpeppers jalapeño head to the fuckin wall

Tsu Surf vs Hitman
My logic is if I send 100 shots he can’t duck em all
Clip of hot peppers, Holla I’ll pin yo' head to the fucking wall

Battle lyrics can be found here. Tsu Surf, Second Round, towards the end.


Zelphish is disqualified for biting and booted from the league for the remainder of the season.

iSpaz Wins!