Hey dad! Hey, do you remember the time when I got my first real bike for christmas, and I was so happy I didnt even put on the training wheels. And...what? Oh, you did miss that didnt you.
Well, do you remember when I graduated from 6th grade and I got a certificate for being on the honor ro-- No!? Oh, yeah you missed that to.
Well...I know you remember the night of my very first real date, and I was so excited that I burned my shirt trying to iron it myself, so I had to...Damn! You missed that to???
Where you been man?
